Jimmy Carr: Which artist had a TV commercial censored following complaints that it was both possible to see his penis and scrotum?
Kevin Bridges: I put Lady Gaga, Jimmy…
Jimmy Carr: It is not Lady Gaga.
Alan Carr: Aw, I thought it was cause she’s like half rice half chips, isn’t she?
David Mitchell: Which sexuality is rice and which one is chips?
Jimmy Carr: I think chips is heterosexual and rice is homosexual.
Noel Fielding: Surely couscous is gay. Rice isn’t gay…Courgettes are homophobic.
Sarah Millican: I know courgettes are just the right size.
David Mitchell: What a lovely marketing campaign for courgettes! “Just the right size!”